well, rosenworld is a an overfed,
with wholly owned subsidiaries in
taipei, dubai, and
new hope, pennsylvania,
the cradle of civilization.
a multinational with representatives in
all four food groups,
rosenworld is the breakfast, lunch
and dinner of graphic design and the glory that
was columbus circle. our presence in the global
market represents, like, a zillion percent of,
it can confer on any corporation, family
pet or household appliance the
undeniable appeal of frosting.
mere proximity to our lavishly
decorated outposts in cyberspace
can actually bless the client
with that indescribable quality
that one word just can’t describe.
unless that word is… rosenworld.
an organization so immense, so powerful,
that it doesn’t even exist.
becalmed by tropical breezes,
the rich, loamy
soil of rosenworld ’s vast design plantations
produces the heady mix of
illustration and graphic design that whispers
untold riches to
tip-top potentates the
the sultan of brunei,
king karl gustav of sweden,
and olympia dukakis. what do they
have in common? rosenworld.
it’s what they’re wearing in paris,
milan and paterson.
it’s the feeling you get when you, uh,
get that feeling.
it’s the way naomi
reichbart made you feel.
no one knows where the money goes.