well, rosenworld is a an overfed,

under-taxed,

government-subsidized corporation

with wholly owned subsidiaries in

taipei, dubai, and

new hope, pennsylvania, 

the cradle of civilization.

a multinational with representatives in

all four food groups,

rosenworld is the breakfast, lunch

and dinner of graphic design and the glory that

was columbus circle. our presence in the global

market represents, like, a zillion percent of,

um, everything.

it can confer on any corporation, family

pet or household appliance the

undeniable appeal of frosting.

mere proximity to our lavishly

decorated outposts in cyberspace

can actually bless the client

with that indescribable quality

that one word just can’t describe.

unless that word is… rosenworld.

an organization so immense, so powerful,

that it doesn’t even exist.

becalmed by tropical breezes,

the rich, loamy

soil of rosenworld ’s vast design plantations

produces the heady mix of

illustration and graphic design that whispers

untold riches to

tip-top potentates the

world over.

the sultan of brunei,

king karl gustav of sweden,

and olympia dukakis. what do they

have in common? rosenworld.

it’s what they’re wearing in paris,

milan and paterson.

it’s the feeling you get when you, uh,

get that feeling.

it’s the way naomi

reichbart made you feel.

remember?

no one knows where the money goes.